I started road cycling in October of last year, dropped four pants sizes, got rid of my acid reflux disease, and am generally leading a happier, healthier life. I think that's about to change, as my goal for the fall and winter is to start cyclocross, and my goal for 2008 is to complete the Boston-Montreal-Boston Randonee. Sanity may very well be leaving the building. I'm into: beer, barbecue, indie rock, reading, the Texas Rangers, Auburn Football, Tom Boonen, Alton Brown, Greyhound Juice butt cream. I'm out of: the Red Sox Nation, people who beat Tom Boonen, Rachel Ray, American Idol, people who wear Uggs with mini-skirts, hyphenating every freaking phrase that could be construed as a compound modifier, Assos butt cream.